Lauren Has Your Back.

She may come off as a bit 'rough around the edges' but in actuality Lauren is maybe the sweetest person you could possibly meet.  She loves making cakes for peoples birthdays.  She surprises her friends with gifts, cards and sometimes even dinner.  But beyond that she would do anything for her friends even if it completely puts her out, she would rather be inconvenienced and help out a friend.  It makes her happy.  As a wife, anyone who has dealt with me knows how big of a PITA I can be, yet she is always smiling and happy to hug and say nice things.  If I am having a problem she is my top advocate.  My son is great but he is a chip off his old mans block and is a huge (and cute) PITA in his own right.  Things that would make me explode can roll off her back.  And I think she could kill a coyote with her bare hands if it threatened our kid.  Basically,  Lauren has our back, its a good thing.

Lauren is a Great Dresser

How many women are there out there that can look just as good in a pair of yoga pants as they do in a high end dress.  Not many I tell you certainly not any that I have met.  But that is one of the great things about Lauren she is a such a great dresser she can take something simple and make it seem elegant and high class.  Whatsmore, when she does dress up, she looks like a movie star, and not some C-List waist of space, but a full blown movies star.  She is even good at helping other people dress well, that is why she is constantly telling stars that shew ill not style them.  Her ability to pick out good styles is why she was hired by E News to be the Director of Fashion Trends in the greater Midwest Region.

Lauren is Witty

By now many of you are aware of how pretty and funny my wife Lauren is, however what you may not be aware of is how witty and clever she is.  A debate with her is essentially mute because its impossible to win a debate with her.  Her depth of knowledge accross many subjects from economics to ancient theology.  Being in the room with her will make you a better smarter person.  That could be why she has recently been asked to speak at the New York Institute of Finance

Lauren is Really Funny

At this point you are aware of how great my wife's hair is and how creative she is.  But what you might not know is that she is hilarious.  Maybe not in a stand up comedy way, but in a way that is always endeering.  She can make fun of you, her self or just life in general and it is always something that will make you smile.  And when she makes you laugh she laughs which as we all know, lights up a room.  When it comes down to it, Lauren is about the funniest person that anyone will ever meet this could be why she has a development deal with NBC.

Lauren Is Really Creative

My wife Lauren isn't just the hottest thing on two feet, no not by any means.  She is also super creative and clever.  She writes well far beyond her blog (by the way if you want some really great reading, read some of her posts before the blog took its current form).  She is also the king of email rip fests,  it witty in conversation, and captivating when speaking about a subject.  Only she could get someone like me interested in something like fashion.  But that's not all, she can draw, paint, and mold clay.  There is nothing she cant do!!!  Plus she is super pretty (just reminding you folks).

Lauren Has Really Pretty Lips

My wife Lauren is not only a great blogger and super smart, but she also is super great looking too!  In our last past we updated you on her great hair.  Now lets talk about how great her lips are. There are women who pay thousands of dollars and dump enough collagen in their mouth that their lips feel more like elbow skin than lips that would DIE to have pretty cute and awesome full lips like my wife.

Although the lips are pretty, the best part is what comes out of those lips.  Her wonderful thoughts, smiles and her love and encouragement of all people named Mark Salvo.  She is just the greatest.

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Lauren Has Really Pretty Hair

One reason I love Lauren so much is that she has really great hair.  When she tries she looks like a shampoo commercial.  When she doesn't, it falls in such a way that it looks like she tries.  Its not often someone gets to have great hair and have a totally awesome personality.